Print

[{EE} Scott Archer]

At Captain Picard

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Would like to

[Des Locker]

Squash its little

[{EE} Scott Archer]

Shell and causing

[Des Locker]

great excruciating laughter

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of Captain Picard

[Des Locker]

Small little finger

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Is in his

[Des Locker]

Stored Replicator Rasions

[{EE} Callum Jackson]

This post is not part of the story, so far the story is as follows:-

A distress call was received by a Federation ship named the USS Enterprise NCC - 1701.  Captain Picard Listened, it read "Free Eggs for sale".  The Captain was hungry and replied "I'll take a whole load lad!"

All of a Ferengi ship fired some rotten eggs at Captain Picard would like to squash its little shell and causing.  Great excruciating laughter of Captain Picard, small little finger is in his stored replicator rations.

@Des I'm guessing you meant rations?  If not that last word should say Rasions.

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And after that

[{EE} Scott Archer]

Captain Kirk punched

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Captain Picard to

[{EE} Scott Archer]

Wake him up

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And Picard woke