"*Gasps* Oh my god, I thought I saw a helicopter coming in through my window" – Shoot
"Maybe it was an antler maybe it was a dick" – Callum
"There's a nice three way | You know what happens when the farmers all get together | there's only 3 farmers in this village | ummmmmm Shoot we're 2 of them" – Shoot | Callum
"I may have been arse down and face up" – Shoot
"That's a quadruple fuck" – Shoot
"That's a tripple fuck" – Shoot
"Fuck Me | No Thanks | Not you....or anyone else....why do I keep saying that....I think I want someone to fuck me" – Shoot & Callum
"*Talking about the MasterCard logo* You're fully aware that I've already mentioned it | Oh yeah that's when I said masturbate | Yup, you were too busy masturbating" – Callum & Shoot
"Let's spank the ball onto the fairway" – John The Commentator
