Who took part

Not recorded for this event.

🏁 RTC 2021 Pt. 2 - Portal 2

Paused 2 times for breaks – paused time doesn't count.

Quotes

• "I'm going to spin a penis and then go to sleep" – Shoot
• "It was just a rim job, but apparently it counted" – Callum
• "Where is my computer" – Shoot
• "Oh my goodness you pounded that thing" – John the Commentator
• "It's in the fuck bush" – Shoot
• "My balls like to show off a lot don't they" – Callum
• "I'm in the sandy arse" – Callum as he landed in the bunker
• "Nope I don't have a ball" – Shoot trying to T-off without a ball
• "Did you just 69 an eagle? | Yes" – Callum | Shoot
• "Oh my god my eye balls......My eye balls are cleaning" – Shoot
• "Where are my fingers" – Callum, almost using a putter to start the round in PGA
• "It's going to go into the fuck zone" – Shoot about Callum's golf ball rolling to the rough
• "Aw fuck I hit my funny bone" – Callum
• "That's falling away sleep music" – Shoot talking about the relaxing music Callum wanted for the break screens
• "John the ommentator" – Callum trying to spell 'John the Commentator'
• "Come on ball have a sit!" – John the Commentator
• "It's like a rocket | Sponsored by Elong Musk" – Shoot & Callum
• "You've got your sad short life left.....that's what I'm counting on" – Callum
• "There's no bums here" – Shoot
• "I love putting my balls in the holes" – Callum
• "I DIDN'T USE ENOUGH PENIS!!! ...........power" – Callum
• "I'm going to go into the bumker" – Shoot
• "(Heavy breathing) YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" – Shoot
• "That's not where we wanted to go but we're in this together" – John the Commentator
• "I think the game just showed you how to fuck" – Shoot
• "I was hoping to fuck you" – Shoot to Callum after he made a strange sound to put him off in golf
• "Oh yup, that'll work, Johnny likey" – John the commentator
• "I'm going to fuck this ball with my penis" – Callum603 talking about his golf ball in PGA
• "I'm looking forward to this hole" – John the Commentator
• "Our balls are on top of each other" – Shoot

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