The Three Word Story

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Ferengi looked like

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An idiot when

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He couldn't pay

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Picard all the

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Way in galaxy

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So he cried

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Huge crocodile tears

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Like that the

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Captain ate his

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Console of eggs

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While watching his

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Netflix show Dexter

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Not part of the story:

The Story So Far...

A distress call was received by a Federation ship named the USS Enterprise NCC - 1701.  Captain Picard Listened, it read "Free Eggs for sale".  The Captain was hungry and replied "I'll take a whole load lad!"

All of a Ferengi ship fired some rotten eggs at Captain Picard would like to squash its little shell and causing.  Great excruciating laughter of Captain Picard, small little finger is in his stored replicator rations.

And after that Captain Kirk punched Captain Picard to wake him up and picard woke up and was in, like what has 4 sides on in the way of the dinosaur he made his fur coat out of his chicken, and his little Runabout shuttle he bout on ebay, Picard wants to sell it again, for a profit, of 5000 gold-pressed-latinum-bars.

Ferengi looked like an idiot when he couldn't pay.

Picard all the way in galaxy, so he cried huge crocodile tears like that the Captain ate his console of eggs while watching his Netflix show Dexter...

Part of the story
That he really

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Really likes watching

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Instead of commanding