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Started by {EE} Callum Jackson, November 11, 2016, 05:14:35 PM

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{EE} Callum Jackson

Last EE 24 hour event of this year, let's end it not with a bang, but a massive eff off explosion.

Let's beat every years quotes and have an extraordinary time.

See anything quote worthy, then post below.

Note: as usual, the 24 hour event is PG-18, quotes might be PG-18. Ye have been warned!
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Callum Jackson
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That which does not kill me, has made a tactical error...

{EE} Scott Archer

'Just head to the Beam in Bay' - Scott Archer

{EE} Scott Archer

'If you want to blow them up just blow them up!' - Scott
'What?' - Callum
'I don't know' - Scott, sadly

{EE} Scott Archer

'Ballbags' - Shoot
'Whoo!' - Callum

{EE} Scott Archer

'It's called being a f*cking tiny thing that no one can ever hit' - Callum (about Shoot in prop hunt)
'What, your penis?' - Canio22

{EE} Scott Archer

'Cum on me' - Callum

{EE} Scott Archer

'Is it bad a have a stratergy?' - Canio
'Tradgedy!' - Callum, breaking into song
'STATERGY YOU TWAT!' - Canio

{EE} Scott Archer

#7
'I'll just cum in my base' - Callum
'All my jokes are about cum' - Callum (with his right hand in a questionable position)
'I'll cum on you Shoot' - Callum
'Stop sucking your thumb and come' - Callum
'I'll suck my thumb and come' - Callum

'I'm cuming down you eye' - Callum

{EE} Scott Archer

'TELL ME IN MY PENIS GAMEWISP! TELL ME IN MY PENIS!' - Callum

{EE} Scott Archer

'We are the selected three! Two balls and one penis.' - Callum

{EE} Scott Archer

'Captain's log, I am trapped in starfleet command so I will cum in your bush' -Callum
'I see your penis' - Shoot

{EE} Scott Archer

'interfear' - How you spell interfere according to the dictionary of Scott

{EE} Scott Archer

'My toe's stuck in the printer' - Scott

{EE} Shoot

I am CrackFace! I sell tires for £1Million - Callum
Build an airhole! - Shoot to Callum, meaning an airlock
I am gonna f*ck you in the airhole! - Callum
I'm gonna swim you! - Shoot to Callum
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Klingon War, Vaadwaur War, and Iconian War veteran.


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{EE} Scott Archer

'Look deep into the Parka' - Callum, everytime a guy called Parka died