Autumn 2023 | "My dick was clearly better" | Callum in Trivia Murder Party
Autumn 2023 | "How are you winning with your mad eyes" | Callum to Scott as he had to wear crazy glasses
Autumn 2023 | "Just stick it up my arse" | Shoot
Autumn 2023 | "All I can see is wood" | Callum
Autumn 2023 | "Where's the hole? I want to put my balls in the hole" | Scott
Autumn 2023 | "I saw the wrong hole" | Scott
Autumn 2023 | "I don't control my balls" | Shoot
Autumn 2023 | "If you fuck me, I'll do something with my banging hat" | Shoot
Autumn 2023 | "Stop, Stop, Stop, ooohhh, I love you bastard green ball" | Callum
Autumn 2023 | "I'm looking forward to seeing these balls" | Scott
Autumn 2023 | "I just fucked my balls" | Shoot
Autumn 2023 | "Cum into the hole with me" | Callum
Autumn 2023 | "You just fucked me | Good | Not good!" | Shoot & Callum
Autumn 2023 | "Not everything needs to be a quote" | Shoot 2023 Edition
Autumn 2023 | "My brain has departed off my brain" | Shoot
Autumn 2023 | "I thought this fan was Anthony | Yeah that's what I was going to say but only managed to say scan, is that why all my papers get shredded when I try to scan them? Its a good job I didn't try to scan my dick" | Shoot & Callum
Autumn 2023 | "What do you want? | Sleep" | Callum (To the ghost in phas) & Shoot
Autumn 2023 | "I'm adding the scissors | Snip snip bitch (to the ghost) | And by scissors I mean thermometer" | Shoot & Callum
Autumn 2023 | "Not everything needs to be tabbed" | Scott
Autumn 2023 | "I'm going to have a wottle of biskey" | Shoot
Autumn 2023 | "It doesn't matter if you're ready it's cumming" | Scott
Autumn 2023 | "Looks as good as a bare cock" | Shoot
Autumn 2023 | "Trivia Muder Party" | Song Sung At End of Trivia Murder Party
Autumn 2023 | "I love my mummy!" | Shoot
Spring 2023 | "*Gasps* Oh my god, I thought I saw a helicopter coming in through my window" | Shoot
Spring 2023 | "Maybe it was an antler maybe it was a dick" | Callum
Spring 2023 | "There's a nice three way | You know what happens when the farmers all get together | there's only 3 farmers in this village | ummmmmm Shoot we're 2 of them" | Shoot | Callum
Spring 2023 | "I may have been arse down and face up" | Shoot
Spring 2023 | "That's a quadruple fuck" | Shoot
Spring 2023 | "That's a tripple fuck" | Shoot
Spring 2023 | "Fuck Me | No Thanks | Not you....or anyone else....why do I keep saying that....I think I want someone to fuck me" | Shoot & Callum
Spring 2023 | "*Talking about the MasterCard logo* You're fully aware that I've already mentioned it | Oh yeah that's when I said masturbate | Yup, you were too busy masturbating" | Callum & Shoot
Spring 2023 | "Let's spank the ball onto the fairway" | John The Commentator
Autumn 2022 | "Callum603 went off with a bang" | Minecraft Storytime CTM
Autumn 2022 | "Can you stop punching me with your mouth" | Scott
Autumn 2022 | "I just said stop fucking me...Now they're swarming me" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "That might've been an accidental discharge" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "Penis cannon is life" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "Ah you penis can.... not everything needs to be written down..." | Callum
Autumn 2022 | "No my ball was going into someones arse" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "No No, I'm going into someones arse" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "If I hadn't jumped, you would've probably got me in the hole" | Callum603
Autumn 2022 | "This is a bad spot to be fucked" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "Don't blow me please | I got blown" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "I'm just going to go for a 69-er" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "It was perfectly in and then someone blew it" | Scott
Autumn 2022 | "I've got an eagle up my penis" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "I'm here to inspect my water works" | Callum
Autumn 2022 | "I'm going to inspect my water works" | Callum
Autumn 2022 | "I'm gonna suck it out" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "Gun Cock/Diamond Cock" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "I've added a three way quote" | Shoot
Autumn 2022 | "I'm going to slap.... | Finish the sentence Shoot | His peepee" | Shoot, Callum, Scott
Autumn 2022 | "I'm being elevated to tthe spiders" | Scott
Autumn 2022 | "Ooh that was painful | Are you in?" | Callum & Scott
Autumn 2022 | "I'm in a cave with a boner" | Callum
Autumn 2022 | "I'm in the penis" | Scott
Spring 2022 | "That's cheating" | Shoot
Spring 2022 | "Thank you to everyone banging me" | Callum
Spring 2022 | "No, you fucking ball stick" | Callum
Spring 2022 | "Don't fuck me, work me" | Shoot
Spring 2022 | "I'm gonna land in Shoot's cum now" | Scott
Spring 2022 | "Shit on my penis" | Callum
Spring 2022 | "If progression's turned on, I'm going to stab myself in my penis" | Callum
Spring 2022 | "I hate the game | You ate the game? | No I said I hate the game!" | Shoot & Scott
Autumn 2021 | "I'm going to spin a penis and then go to sleep" | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "It was just a rim job, but apparently it counted" | Callum
Autumn 2021 | "Where is my computer" | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "Oh my goodness you pounded that thing" | John the Commentator
Autumn 2021 | "It's in the fuck bush" | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "My balls like to show off a lot don't they" | Callum
Autumn 2021 | "I'm in the sandy arse" | Callum as he landed in the bunker
Autumn 2021 | "Nope I don't have a ball" | Shoot trying to T-off without a ball
Autumn 2021 | "Did you just 69 an eagle? | Yes" | Callum | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "Oh my god my eye balls......My eye balls are cleaning" | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "Where are my fingers" | Callum, almost using a putter to start the round in PGA
Autumn 2021 | "It's going to go into the fuck zone" | Shoot about Callum's golf ball rolling to the rough
Autumn 2021 | "Aw fuck I hit my funny bone" | Callum
Autumn 2021 | "That's falling away sleep music" | Shoot talking about the relaxing music Callum wanted for the break screens
Autumn 2021 | "John the ommentator" | Callum trying to spell 'John the Commentator'
Autumn 2021 | "Come on ball have a sit!" | John the Commentator
Autumn 2021 | "It's like a rocket | Sponsored by Elong Musk" | Shoot & Callum
Autumn 2021 | "You've got your sad short life left.....that's what I'm counting on" | Callum
Autumn 2021 | "There's no bums here" | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "I love putting my balls in the holes" | Callum
Autumn 2021 | "I DIDN'T USE ENOUGH PENIS!!! ...........power" | Callum
Autumn 2021 | "I'm going to go into the bumker" | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "(Heavy breathing) YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!" | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "That's not where we wanted to go but we're in this together" | John the Commentator
Autumn 2021 | "I think the game just showed you how to fuck" | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "I was hoping to fuck you" | Shoot to Callum after he made a strange sound to put him off in golf
Autumn 2021 | "Oh yup, that'll work, Johnny likey" | John the commentator
Autumn 2021 | "I'm going to fuck this ball with my penis" | Callum603 talking about his golf ball in PGA
Autumn 2021 | "I'm looking forward to this hole" | John the Commentator
Autumn 2021 | "Our balls are on top of each other" | Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "Eagly" | Callum trying to type Eagle twice
Autumn 2021 | "I like eagle fucking my anus" | Callum in response to Shoot
Autumn 2021 | "Eagle my fucking anus" | Shoot in response to Callum
Autumn 2021 | "Oops | Oops my fucking anus" | Shoot & Callum
Autumn 2021 | "Hey, PGA Tour 2K21 is on Steam....Steam.......Steam.....ffs.....Steam..............S.t.e.a.m.......Twitch" | Callum
Autumn 2021 | "*While talking about food after a break* | I've been drinking my pizza since the start...." | Callum
Autumn 2021 | "Oh, I found my balls | So they're in the game now Shoot?" | Shoot & Callum
Autumn 2021 | "We always die here so lets not this (Both die immediately)" | Callum603
Autumn 2021 | "Whee Bang" | Fireworks Outside Callum's Windows 2021 Edition
Autumn 2021 | "Someone fuck this guy with a massive penis.......wait, that came out wrong" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "I just wanna fuck, I don't want to go in the hole" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "JUMP! on my faaace, JUMP IT!" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "I just really need to take the brain off my head" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "Where do I need to put my penis" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "Whow" | Everyone
Spring 2021 | "This one happy made me hole *Callum after getting a hole in one*" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "*Merging two different quotes accidentally* STOP MOUNTING MY PENIS!!!" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "We need to go and find some creepers so we can get some action" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "*Shoot moaning* | You okay Shoot? | I think he just came" | Scott & Callum
Spring 2021 | "*Scott impersonating Shoot* Let me just stand there and take it in the face" | Scott
Spring 2021 | "Please don't be in me when I'm trying to move" | Scott
Spring 2021 | "You really want the weedwacker? | Yes " | Callum & Shoot
Spring 2021 | "I'm either trying to break my desk or | *interrupts* Penis | Not everythings about penises, not everythings about penis" | Callum & Shoot
Spring 2021 | "*Looks at Callum's pocket penis (Minecraft arrow)* Ooooh, that's a sharp object" | Shoot
Spring 2021 | "My penis comes out my pocket" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "The Spring 2021 April 24 Hour Event only comes around once, there'll always be more clients.....#BizznessAdviceFromCallum603 | *Talking to Scott about him having to leave early for work*" | Callum
Spring 2021 | "*Talking about the pre-recorded sections* I really do move about a lot | You do, you're like a fucking weed wacker moving about" | Callum & Shoot
Autumn 2020 | "*Holding the smudge stick in Phasmophobia* "What's this, I've got a condom"" | Scott
Autumn 2020 | "Fuck! I want my balls!" | Shoot
Autumn 2020 | "*talking about his computer hardware* "I touch it and then I spit on it"" | Shoot
Autumn 2020 | "Shoot where are my balls" | Callum
Autumn 2020 | "Where are the balls" | Callum & Scott
Autumn 2020 | "Oooooh fuck" | Callum
Autumn 2020 | "Nice EE24H Autumn 2019 Quotes" | Shoot
Autumn 2020 | ""OoOoOoO - You need to cliiiiiick and draaaag" | "How do I click!"" | Callum & Shoot
Spring 2020 | "I nailed that guy hard... giggity" | Shoot
Spring 2020 | "San Andreas Prix | So Just The Pricks" | Shoot & Callum
Spring 2020 | "There will always be a penis joke | Your penis is a joke?" | Callum & Martin
November 2019 | "Don't blow up my stiff!" | Callum603
November 2019 | "Taller than the Eiffel tower? Why isn't my penis on there? - Callum | It means the real Eiffel tower, not the one they did on a pin head!" | Scott
November 2019 | "I think my default word is just screaming" | Scott Archer
November 2019 | "Fuck you (After Scott keeps using him as an answer in quiplash) | who you fucking?" | Callum & Scott
November 2019 | "Tip Cam is when you donate enough, and basically where you see the tip... Of my thingy | Does it come with a free magnifying glass" | Callum & Scott
April 2019 | "That's the spot where I spun | This is the spot I hit your wreck | No, this is where you hit my wreck | There's a yellow flag, oh" | Shoot & Callum
April 2019 | "*Callum realises his desk has moved again* | Have you just been pulling it while we played Halo?" | Scott
April 2019 | "Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen | is" | Shoot & Callum
April 2019 | "*Callum overdramatically sings ‘The Flood’*
Brought to you by William Shatner" | Callum
April 2019 | "I have a nut stuck in my tooth" | Callum
April 2019 | "Make your GTA character normal unlike Callum | I based those on my real face..." | Shoot & Callum
April 2019 | "The home hole is the thing in which I put things when I’m at home" | Callum
April 2019 | "Go gog go! | Are you go gog going?" | Scott (when after sending Callum the highlights video for this year)
November 2018 | "Do You Know The Wey | No! No! No! No! No!" | Prop Hunt Taunts
November 2018 | "Hint Anyone | On This Map" | Rando On Server & Callum
November 2018 | "We should just blow stuff up... | Are we really at that time of the event? | Yup | *Callum Shoots Shoot*" | Scott & Callum
November 2018 | "Who juust tried to grind me as I went past | Oh God | Yeah if I can grind Callum from 5 blocks away" | Callum, Canio, & Scott
November 2018 | "We just need to keep sucking each others bottles" | Callum
November 2018 | "*Places slimes everywhere* | You could say that Shoot's base is a bit slimy | That was a gooey joke" | Callum, Scott, & Canio
November 2018 | "I think it's still there from when you spammed a load up the shaft" | Callum to Canio
November 2018 | "Let me finish of my rocket | That's not a rocket, it's a penis" | Shoot & Callum
November 2018 | "Get out of the track or I'll munch you" | Shoot
November 2018 | "I'll blow if I want to, I'll blow you out of this world | Go on then | What you want me to blow you? | No!" | Callum & Shoot
November 2018 | "I keep typing steps rather than stairs | You might have to take steps to fix that" | Scott & Callum
November 2018 | "Keeping tabs on these Scott? | Lol nope" | Callum & Scott
November 2018 | "Standing on the edge of the nether song" | Callum
April 2018 | "I'm not in charge of quotes this year - I'm making it your job" | Scott
April 2018 | "You know I really appreciate...I Don't Know" | Scott
November 2017 | "We're going to win this round! | No I don't think we did" | Callum & Shoot
April 2017 | "I'm lying on my mic because it's soft like my pillow" | Scott
April 2017 | "There's a shed!" | Callum
April 2017 | "STOP MOUNTING MY FACE!" | Callum
April 2017 | "I'm just sat here | I'm just stood here... in you" | Callum & Scott
April 2017 | "Dump your load in me out of your pipe then" | Callum
April 2017 | "We're doing Lumber" | Canio22
April 2017 | "Come and join us Callum - you have the right amount of brain power to be a zombie" | Scott
April 2017 | "Can someone who isn't streaming please ban these guys | *Ban 6 (Callum)* | Callum is banned!" | Callum & Shoot
April 2017 | "14 minutes, 54 seconds and 17 nano settings" | TIA (Temporal Investigations Assistant)
April 2017 | "Engaging the ball drive in 99....NOW!" | Shoot
April 2017 | "Shoot, you're a dickhead | Yes, that's my name" | Callum & Shoot
April 2017 | "Kicking me off the server, you power-stick!" | Callum (after Scott kicked him for breaking the rules)
April 2017 | "Here's SavageLAD on the bridge" | Scott
April 2017 | "Quuotes for ma penis" | Callum
Autumn 2018 | "@Jack Telford, When you wait forever for the cable guy You get bored and start staring out of the window When you start stairing out of the window You see things you shouldn't see When you see things you shouldn't see You need to vanish When you need to vanish you fake your own death When you fake your own death you dye your eyebrows When you dye your eye brows, you attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley Don't attend your own funeral as a guy named Phil Shifley Upgrade to DirectTV today - call 1-800-directv" | Callum603
November 2016 | "Simplicity Is The Ultimate Sophistication" | Leonardo Da Vinci
November 2016 | "Oh! That Was The Problem, I Was On The Wrong Account" | Scott
November 2016 | "I'm Just A Sweet Transvestite...Transexual Transylvanian" | Callum
November 2016 | "Look Deep Into The Parka" | Callum
November 2016 | "I Am CrackFace! I Sell Tyres For £1Million | Build An Airhole! | I Am Gonna Fuck You In The Airhole! | I'm Gonna Swim You!" | Callum & Shoot
November 2016 | "My Toe's Stuck In The Printer" | Scott
November 2016 | "Interfear" | Dictionary of Scott
November 2016 | "Captain's Log, I Am Trapped In Starfleet Command, So I Will Cum In Your Bush | I See Your Penis" | Callum & Shoot
November 2016 | "We Are The Selected Three! Two Balls And One Penis" | Callum
November 2016 | "TELL ME IN MY PENIS GAMEWISP! TELL ME IN MY PENIS!" | Callum
November 2016 | "I'll Just Cum In My Base | All My Jokes Are About Cum | I'll Cum On You Shoot | Stop Sucking Your Thumb And Come | I'll Suck My Thumb And Come | I'm Cumming Down Your Eye" | Callum
November 2016 | "Is It Bad To Have A Strategy? | TRADGEDY! | STRATEGY YOU TWAT!" | Canio & Callum
November 2016 | "Cum On Me" | Callum
November 2016 | "It's Called Being A Fucking Tiny Thing That No One Can Ever Hit | What, Your Penis?" | Callum & Canio
November 2016 | "Ballbags | Whoo!" | Shoot & Callum
November 2016 | "If You Want To Blow Them Up Just Blow Them Up! | What? | I Don't Know" | Scott & Callum
November 2016 | "Just Head To The Beam In Bay" | Scott Archer
April 2016 | "Your Twister Is A Penis!" | Callum
April 2016 | "This Map Does Things With Your Eyes... | Giggity" | Lumber & Callum
April 2016 | "Your Just Going To Need To Come" | Callum
April 2015 | "I'm On A Medic" | Callum
April 2015 | "Your Like Buff And Hip" | Khta
April 2016 | "I Love How I Ask What A Stanky Leg Is Half Way Through Singing It" | Callum
April 2015 | "You Know You Could Make Money For This" | Khta
April 2016 | "I Am Impersonating A Nevermind!" | Shoot
April 2016 | "Ah! I Dropped My Glasses, I Need Those To See! Found Them" | Scott
November 2015 | "Why Am I Always Late?! 'Cos You're Never On Time" | Callum & Canio
April 2015 | "Your Mum Should Not See This!" | Khta
November 2015 | "You Said We Didn't Start 'Till 8PM At The Halloween Event | It Was A Test... You Failed!" | Lumber & Callum
April 2016 | "I Will Update This Quote Next Break" | Callum
April 2016 | "How Do I Get Into The Thing That Flies?" " | Shoot
November 2015 | "What Is The Code To Load Into Our RPG-X Server? | Erm... Something?" | Scott & Callum
April 2015 | "Come To The Dance Floor Or We Will Do It Right Here" | Khta
April 2015 | "That Was Disturbing" | Canio
April 2016 | "Lets Have A Spad Fight! | Watch Out Of The Twister, Heres A Spade Fight!" | Shoot & Callum
April 2015 | "My Arms Sometimes Come Through It" | Callum
April 2015 | "I'd Have Never Guessed You Had Those Muscles Under That Normal Uniform!" " | Khta
April 2016 | "A Slave And Master Relationship" | Callum
April 2015 | "You Look So Hot!" | Khta
November 2015 | "Whee Bang" | Bonfire Night Fireworks Outside Callum's Window
April 2015 | "I'll Just Have To Wing It" | Callum